We here at the Planet Badness Immigration Services would like to applaude you on your descision to explore The Planet Badness Experience. While here, it is best to place your mind in a state of openness, to be willing to delve into that which is confusing and find a deeper hidden sense. We cannot, promise that upon leaving Planet Badness you will have achieved anything that be considered better then what you were before you arrived here. It would be safe to say, however, that Planet Badness will be at least able to moderately entertain you and install a fews thoughts into your well-armored brain that may help lead to a long lasting state of mental disarray. Since its safe to assume that nobody will read this far into the introductory text, we will now spoil the plot of several major movies currently circulating the globe. Yes. The barcode in the logo says, and get this, "Planet Badness." Neat, isn't it? ISN'T IT?! Nows a great time to sing the national anthem of Planet Badness: "~Rise giant inmate, in your erect mecha, fighting and fighting to win all the girls!~" Planet Badness was established as an imaginary colony on a fictional planet. With the creation of Thought, stuff like this is now possible. The world began with an Insanifest and will end with an Insanifest. What, you don't know what an Insanifest is? Imagine a party, thrown randomly, where everyone just starts smashing things and acting insanely. Thats right, keep reading. Maybe it'll start to make sense soon. For the next 13 years, I want everyone to end every sentence that is spoken with the word "verily." It'll make the world a much more fantastic place. I've run out of things to type, and have stopped using a royal "We," so nows a great place to abruptly end, verily.