July 10th, 2004
It's been a while since I've done one of these classic blog-like updates, so I've decided that today, we'll be horrified by the gay anime inmate icon, and we'll learn how to get rid of Tony Gogs when he's being a pest.
Best Ways to Get Rid Of Tony Gogs.
  1. "Sorry Tony, I don't feel like coming out today."
  2. "I haven't talked to anyone yet, and I'm busy right now, so I'll call you later."
  3. "Come back at 6PM."
  4. "Theres not enough room in the car, we'll be back in an hour."
  5. "Look over there, it's Imus, get his autograph."
  6. "Tony, have you considered all of those band names I've suggested? I mean, come on, tell me that 'Missionary Satan' isn't the best name ever."
  7. "Quick, how much change is leftover if I pay $5.00 for a $3.25 item?"
  8. "Guys, Tony's not looking, you run that way, I'll run this way, ready, on three."
  9. "Hey, Tony, don't you still owe me five bucks?"
  10. "Billy doesn't live here, go away."
  11. "Tony, explain to me what an 'It' is."
  12. "Tony, can I get a what what?"
  13. "Tony, I want you to sing the starwars gangsta rap for me."
  14. "Hey Tony, badger badger badger badger badger badger--" (etc)
  15. "How old are those pants? When was the last time you washed them?"
  16. "Whats up Neo, nice coat."
  17. "Tony, let me see your cellphone. Come on, I wont run away with it, I promise."
  18. "And how about your bike, I won't steal it."
  19. "So, is your girlfriend really a vampire?"
  20. "So, is your girlfriend really in an asylum?"
  21. "So, is your girlfriend really pregnant? Three years now?"
  22. "Tony, does this smell okay to you? My finger, does it smell right, can you, OH, HERSHEY!"
There, now everyone of you should be well armed when it comes to dealing with Tony. If you want him to leave you alone, you do it, stop bothering me about it.
inny was here.