BUSH, by the grace of God, President of America, Lord of Texas, Duke of McLennan and Crawford, and Count of the Republicans, to his govenors, senators, representatives, mayors, council members, justices, commissioners, sheriffs, detectives, airport screeners, and to all his officials and loyal subjects, Greeting.


KNOW THAT BEFORE GOD, for the health of our soul and those of our ancestors and heirs, to the honour of God, the exaltation of the holy Church, and the better ordering of our country, at the advice of our republican senators Lamar Alexander, Wayne Allard, George Allen, Robert Bennett, Christopher Bond, Sam Brownback, Jim Bunning, Conrad Burns, Ben Campbell, Lincoln Chafee, Saxby Chambliss, Thad Cochran, Norm Coleman, Susan Collins, John Cornyn, Larry Craig, Michael Crapo, Mike DeWine, Elizabeth Dole, Pete Domenici, John Ensign, Michael Enzi, Peter Fitzgerald, Bill Frist, Lindsey Graham, Chuck Grassley, Judd Gregg, Chuck Hagel, Orrin Hatch, Kay Hutchison, James Inhofe, Jon Kyl, Trent Lott, Richard Lugar, John McCain, Mitch McConnell, Lisa Murkowski, Don Nickles, Pat Roberts, Rick Santorum, Jeff Sessions, Richard Shelby, Gordon Smith, Olympia Snowe, Arlen Specter, Ted Stevens, John Sununu, James Talent, Craig Thomas, George Voinovich, and John Warner:


(1) God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.