10... 9... 8... 6 5 4 3 2 1, HAPPY NEW YEAR!

This year I rang in the new year with my family at my brother's house. As a matter of fact, we also held christmas dinner there. Its half a relief being able to race out the front door, down the block and back to my house where I can hide underneath my bed in case something goes wrong. Though, when things get a little boring, its time to break out the 7 month old cans of Bud Lite that I never finished. Then, after ringing in the clock roll over from 11:59PM to 12:00AM, down goes ALL of the extra toast glasses. Suffice to say, I fell asleep with the type of stomach aches that only frat boys and young children can enjoy.

So, lets get down to tacks brass. Christmas. You'd think being 22 years old that I'd stop running around and telling everyone what I got. With that, let the envy begin!

Alright, I'm a little behind the times. Anyways, theres one gift that deserves special attention, which my brother Eric gave me.

That one is great, since I've wired everything in such a way that both the PC with the MP3s, and the PS2, can take advantage of the many many watts availiable.


As for my own physical and emotional health, theres no embarassing infection to speak of, and everyone loved the gifts that I gave them. I'm not going to list what those were, since the thing about emotional health is thats just for me. The rest of you can learn how to be happy on your own. Besides, I figure the five of you would rather laugh at my expense, so without further ado, heres an outdated picture that accurately describes what I was doing last night.





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