October 21st, 2003:
    Through half dumb-luck and half demand, I'm being shifted into a larger bedroom on the first floor. This is mostly a good thing, but there are a few things about the room that are negatives. Lets analyze:

1. This is the room my older brother held, and he doesn't live here anymore.
2. Noise problems. For one, the refridgerator is on the otherside of the wall.
3. The room is strategically positioned below the upstairs bathroom, see: noise problems.
4. The puppy has already made it clear that it likes to urinate on that room's carpet.
5. Now I have no excuse for not answering the doorbell.

Given time, I can probably rectify a lot of these problems, but knowing me (and who knows me better then me) I'll probably just learn to ignore them.

At any rate, Fnords are words that you've been conditioned to be afraid of
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!