August 10th, 2003

Dear Planet Badness Target Audience:

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Alright, I've gotten rather lazy with the journal, and considering that my life has become a very special episode of "My Boring Life", who cares?

On an unrelated note, lemme transcript my Jury Duty experience two weeks ago...

Crazy Hair Lawyer: Mister Bubel, do you think that you could be fair considering the circumstances of this car accident trial?

Crazy Hair Bubel: Yes, I feel that I can be completely fair and unbiased.

Crazy Hair Lawyer: You indicated on your survey that you had a family member or a friend involved in a traffic accident and lawsuit?

Crazy Hair Bubel: Yeah, 10 years ago my mother had a rear-end collision lawsuit in which the insurance company assigned an incompetant lawyer that reached a settlement that put her at fault and raised her insurance premiums. Also, my best friend has had several car accidents in which legal action has been taken against him, still pending, and his father was involved in a car accident that left him in the hospital for a while, legal matters are still pending.




Since then, I've been playing Deux Ex on the PS2. And I totally agree, THERES A CONSPIRACY, just look at the back of the one dollar bill! Whats that pyramid with the eye above it?! And what about the water? They've been putting things in our water to control our minds!

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