Billy
Oh crap, its that dude again! I swear, that guy talks your ear off worse then Mario does.
Jenny
Oh yeah, and that car, down by the store?
Billy
The car? At the store?
Jenny
Yeah, you know, that car, and that store?
Arty
Hey, what are you guys talking about? Because, my brother over there, he can tell you that I can talk about anything, ain't that right, lemme go get him!
Billy
Oh, yeah, wait, thats right! I remember, that car, down by the store?
Jenny
Yeah, that store!
Billy
Yeah, the one with the fundip, that tastes great, and then you snort it, and it smells great.
Jenny
Err, right.
Billy
Yeah, and then the car, its on fire, but you're in it.
Jenny
Uhh, okay.
Billy
And then Mario walks over with the marijuana and lights it in the car fire, so hes smoking a joint thats both you and marijuana, so he dies.
Jenny
Right!
Billy
So at the funeral, I gave the eulogy, but I didn't know what to say, so I had John Pye play tool while I sang Eulogy, and I had the megaphone. But the problem was that it only lasted 7 minutes, so we started Schism, but only got half way when they told us to stop because we used our 10 minutes.
Jenny
Yes, with the megaphone!
Billy
And then Mario came back from the dead, so he was a Zombie Mario, and he didn't go "Uhg Brains!!" but "Uhg, KIA!" So he went outside where the Kia was for some reason, and he got in and drove away, but as he did that he ran over Eric Fumara, who was pretending to be Sven!
Jenny
SVEN!
Billy
And then you, you walked over, but you were still on fire, and you pointed at Eric and said "Oh no, Sven is dead, he'll rigor mortis soon, and be my brother Sven Rigor Mortis, because I'm Jenital Rigor Mortis!" and then I've run out of stuff to talk about.
Jenny
Its alright, Arty left.
Billy
Mario should have been here, he would have had a great conversation with that guy.

AVOID OLD DRUNKEN IRISH GUYS NAMED ARTY.

BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS.